The Million Dollar Card
Spastic Plastic

$10.00 - $15.00
The Million Dollar Card<br>Spastic Plastic

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL CREDIT CARD! IT IS A JOKE! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SPEND A MILLION DOLLARS WITH THIS CARD! PLEASE DON'T BE STUPID!

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Everybody's gotta price! But not everybody's got "The Million Dollar Card!"

Features:
- Standard Credit Card Size
- Printed on Glitter Vinyl and lovingly attached to a PVC card.
- Weatherproof and UV protected.
- Personalized Option Available (select from drop down menu)
--Personalized cards will feature a unique Number and Name on the front not shared by anyone else.
-Non-Personalized Cards will appear as pictured with the same number and with ANGRY LEMONADE in the place of the name.

NOTE: The vinyl on the card will wear out overtime so have fun with it, but be careful. Not intended for daily wallet use. Just sayin'.